G on waking up this morning

g: Mama you are a womyn, I’m a boy and papa’s a man.

me: Yes.

g: One day you will grow bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and then you’re going to be a man, just like papa!

me: huh? why will i become a man?

G reconsiders.

g: One day you will grow bigger and bigger and bigger and then you will be a biiig biiig biig womyn.

humph, so thats what i am going to be when i grow up.

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