Searching for some garlic in the kitchen and not finding it.

me: V, there was some garlic in a brown bag here, did you see it.
v: Yes, I threw it away.

G: (Sitting at the table) Papa, why did you do that? You know that mama and I love that garlic.
Papa: G, do you know what garlic is?
G: No, what is it?
Papa: It’s a vegetable.
G: ‘OH!’

He had never really tasted garlic or heard about garlic before, so it was strange that he was claiming that it was his and my most fav thing! But once he found out it was a vegetable, I guess we set him straight.